Lost medias/alexis valet

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As true jazz journalists, we don’t have time to listen to these albums. These reviews are based solely on our personal feelings about the artist and whether or not their Publicist has paid for lunch last time they spoke to us. Oh also if you want a good review, you can just pay us money by buying a t-shirt or something. Bottom line is we’re highly bribable. If you’d like to bribe us, please go to the shop.